I once was an expert at radiculopathy
Advanced astro physics and practical neuropathy
But I quite lost the plot
When I ate beef and got
Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy
(Chris)

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A young man from Cwmfelinfach
kept sheep in a shed round the back
When he couldn't sleep
Did he try counting sheep?
No, but you're on the right track!
(Chris)

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I am just impossibly late
For a very important first date
I'm afraid to depart
Cos I'm desperate to fart
Do you think it was something I ate?
(Chris)

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A Welshman went over to Limerick
And thought that he'd put it about a bit
He met a coleen
But she wasn't clean
Now he's got a rash on the end of it!
(Bob)

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There was a young chap called K-Nine
Who drank a whole bottle of wine
He got grumble-belly
His legs turned to jelly
But apart from that he was fine !
(K-9)

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There was a young teacher called Mark
Who had trouble with learning to park
He had scratches and bangs ..
.. and other small prangs
and was even worse in the dark !
(K-9)

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There was a pub landlord named Bob
Where variety was part of his job
Like cooking a curry
Playing pool in a hurry
And serving Martinis to Rob.
(K-9, again)

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There was a young lady called Theresa
Who slipped and fell into her freezer
With prawns and fish fingers
The smell kinda lingers
And you know that ain’t gonna please her.
(K-9!)

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There was a young man called Mike Feltham,
Who shuffled his cards and then dealt ‘em.
But the snowmen kept winning,
They kept laughing and grinning,
So Mike lit a fire just to melt ‘em.
(K-9, again, what have I started here!)

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A clever young frog from Qatar,
Said "I've travelled here from afar,
I'll just set up my mike,
and hope that you like,
the way that I play my guitar".
(Guess Who?)

There was an old lady from Hull,
Who said as she photo'd a bull,
"Oh, it's just making friends",
Then it crashed through her lens,
Proving some people really are dull.
(yes, you are right)

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And lastly K-9's best yet...

“With poetry” one clever Dick
Said “A verse is simply a trick,
If four lines will do,
You have Clerihew,
Add a line and you get a Limerick”.

No Prizes but entries welcome!