Limerick
Competition Jan/Feb 2004
Judging took place on the 29th of February at The Bush, Public House, Upper
Cwmbran. The Judges were The Late Mark Crew and Sir Robert Fleming, B.A.
B.C.(Rtrd)
The winners are
1st Prize, Philip Holtam
2nd Prize Anon
3rd Prize K-9
Please collect your prizes at The Bush Public House, on a Sunday
Night preferably, accomodation provided if required
(As the 3rd prize, won by K-9, is a night out with K-9 he can make his own
arrangements. As he said when the result was announced "I will have to
check my diary to see when I am available".
The competition was....
Please complete the following Limerick:
There was a young girl from Southend, Fantastic Prizes!
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The first line can be varied a bit. The first prize is a bottle of wine. The second prize is two bottles of wine. The third prize is a night out with K9. The judges decision is final unless large bribes are offered. No discussions will be entered into unless large bribes are offered. All entries will be published unless really obscene or crap. if you must be rude be subtle.Entries by email or on paper by30th of February or when entries stop coming in. No discussions will be entered into on any subject at any time unless you agree with me on every subject at all times. Religion is ok. Marriage is ok but who wants to live in an institution. Tony Blair is a good guy but what's his name, Neil Kinnock was better and should be invited to join the league. Any way he is earning a lot more as something in the eec than he would have as prime minister for a few years and his wife is doing quite well as well. Have you seen the other three tenors from the Welsh National Opera? If not you have missed a treat. Nelson Mandela is a great guy but I reckon Bishop Desmond TuTu would be more fun to drink moderately with. If you want a shaker style kitchen click here. This page is a frame in the website of The Upper Cwmbran Temperance League (Click the above link if you have arrived from elsewhere) |