K-Nine
Has lots of time
In the library he lurks
He rarely works
(Chris)

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Irene
Likes skiing in Tignes
But for Apres Ski
She likes a nice cup of tea!
(Chris)

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The Scotsman Rob Fleming
With hair like a lemming
Likes Scotch and Martinis
And girls in bikinis.

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Maths teacher Mark Crew
Said “ I just cannot do ..
Art, English or History,
To me they’re a mystery”.

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Webmaster Chris Harris
Likes dining in Paris
Since frog’s legs and snails
Are not sold in Wales.

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The robot K-Nine
Solves problems just fine,
But when writing verse
He is noticeably worse !

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Golfer Tiger Woods,
prefers Nike goods,
They are so sure he'll win,
They sponsored his grin !

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Chris Makes kitchens like this- (www.bordercounty.co.uk) They are very good so they say (Chris)

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(Except where noted all the others are by K-9)

No Prizes but entries welcome!